Chat with girls for sex by typing
A male friend with a new job in a mostly female workplace confessed a problem: “My co-workers think I’m rude in e-mails.
They say I’m short with them.” He then showed me a one-word e-mail: “Thanks.” He was literally being short with them.
I'm already starting to feel like I've had enough of this experiment.
But if I'm going to find out what really makes these women tick, I need to leave the safety of the virtual world and see them for myself. I arrange to meet a 41-year-old mother of two who misses "romance and flirting", in a cafe in two days' time.
“I reeeally need that memo by 2 p.m., can you skip lunch? A few extra As in “thaaanks” is polite, but too many in the wrong context suggests sarcasm. This is mostly because of the association with drunk people.
Cruel word-elongaters take advantage of this principle, often pairing passive-aggressive word elongation with bemused punctuation repetition. (Though drunkenness is not actually sexy, drunks are known to vocalize and act on sexual desires, creating halo-effect sexiness for their booty-call texting patterns.) At the end of a word, letter repetition suggests seductive murmuring or .
And all of them are looking for an opportunity to betray their spouses. But I wanted to find out what sort of woman uses such a site.
This is how I find myself waiting for "Sophia Loren".“There’s a lot of emotional nuance that can be conveyed that you can’t do in writing.” Accordingly, I have identified five types of keystroke repetition, and the emotionally nuanced variations therein. The Kindness of Word-Stretchers Perhaps because it is associated with young women — or perhaps because it is playful — word elongation disarms. In the example of my male friend’s work e-mails, “Thaaanks!Thus, when asking a favor or making a demand, extra letters soften the blow. ” replaces “Thanks so much.” Extra vowels replace intensifiers like “very.” above, letter replication is sexy.One woman sends me a message heavily laden with sexual innuendo and I come to regard her as the mistress of the single entendre. Another woman's first contact with me included a plan for a day out together, including visits to art galleries, a stroll round a park and then "a few hours under the duvet". I'm later propositioned by someone who tells me she has an hourglass figure.Her photograph reveals that the hour has stretched to 90 minutes.